I got stabbed in the eye for playing Resident Evil

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 No, rly. The first time I played Resident Evil, it almost cost me my left eye. I appologize to my uncles for this little story, because it wasn't supposed to happen anyways. Tons of times they told me not to play violent games with my baby cousin... but we did xD ... so whenever we got bored of playing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone(or until my uncles weren't around xD) we dusted off Resident Evil, and the zombie slaughter begun. So, we were walking around til we got to the Police Station, or City Hall, I can't remember... and as always, we were fucking scared and ready to be scared shitless. It was all very harmonious, he told me where he thought I should go, and shit. As we were walking through a hall... it was sure to be bad, a zombie could jump at us and scare the shit out of us anytime... but it wasn't like that. I recall very well that my sweet mother came in and gave us some soda she brought from BK, I had a sip and gave the rest to my beloved baby cousin, anywho...

 We walked through the hall, got the shit we needed to get, and then as we were walking back, happy and with our guard down... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCKING ZOMBIE ARMS GRABBED US AND KILLED US. Thing is, he got so fucking scared(he did, not me, I'm too cool for that shit), he jumped holding the straw in his precious little hand, and stabbing me in the eye with it. I was blind bro, fo real... I was so sure I lost my eye, I got a nice little scar under my pupile... xD and to make shit worse, there was a pink eye epidemy back at school, and my best friend had it, so I spent the whole week giving him a hard time about it... and guess wtf, I got there the next day with a red eye of my own... go figure, he was very excited to see me xD

After that, my cousin and I decided we were no longer playing Resident Evil, and moved on to killing civilians on Virtua Cop... another game we weren't allowed to play (he was like 4 or 5 yrs old at the time) xD