Male Gamers

and why they are stupider than regular men.... =o oh no, she didnt! but yes, she did.

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 Nah, j/k j/k they aren't stupider than regular men.... unless they are alpha male gamers... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about... just think, how many times have you, Alpha Male Gamer, have met a girl playing online and have said stupid shit to her? once? twice? no, try again.

Example:

AMG: Cerecita, are you a slut?

Cerecita: no, are you?

AMG: *bans Cerecita from game*

You can't even handle it when a girl talks back at you for being a dick. To be fair, maybe you aren't stupider than regular men, but I do believe that you guys feel more intimidated by women, specially those that can kick your ass on what you think you do best.... and that leads to all the shit talking, that only happens online, 'cus irl, you can't even speak properly in front of a girl.

Alpha Male Gamer

On the other hand, we have the romancers. The ones that can't help but fall in love with the lady in distress... which is just as annoying as the AMG. They toss rose petals and whisper love poems. I know this case in particular, where this romancer asks a girl to play. I'm sry, fellow lady gamer, BUT YOU SUCK BIG DONKEY DICK, FO' REAL. She just completely reeks, and everyone knows this, even she knows this, but the romancer always invites her to play, just so they can go on Skype and talk while they play. I'm 98% sure he plays with a stiffy all game long, thanks to her, and that is the reason he invites her.

The Romancer

This brings me to the WORST kind of male gamer. The senseis. I know, I know, you mean well... BUT I HATE YOU. As soon as they notice you're a girl, they start telling you how to play, how to move, where to go, what to buy, what to max first, etc AND THAT PISTS ME OFF, FUCK. I feel my forehead starts to burn up, my heart about to pop out of my chest.... they do that even when I play better than them(which is most of the time btw :P) And this is where the MOST FAILEST of phrases comes to my mind:

Sensei: Cerecita, you play well for a girl

Cerecita: I PLAY WELL FOR BEING A HUMAN, GTFO!!!

 Sensei Gamer

And last, but not least, we got the noobs. Yes... that is one of the types of male gamers. These are the guys that so worked up 'cus you beat the shit out of them, that they start raging attacking the female gender. Here are some of the famous quotes used during the raging:

1. Go back to the kitchen, slut/bitch/woman

2. Make me a sandwich

3. *insert sexual insults here*

All I got to say to the noobs, is: GROW SOME BALLS AND LEARN TO PLAY, BITCH!!

 Noob Gamer